"We can't let your cheese slide to one side, your toppings get untopped, or your boxes get flipped".
The pizza chain announced on Monday that it would partner with American towns and cities to fix their potholes, ostensibly to provide a smoother ride home for takeaway pizzas.
Domino's Pizza is underscoring the importance of its carryout business by working to make roads easier to drive on.
Courtesy of Domino's
Courtesy of Domino's
The website for the effort includes video that allows users to see what four different road conditions can do to a pizza traveling to a customer.
Domino's has already worked alongside four municipalities to help fix roads that directly affect their customers, including Bartonville, Texas; Milford, Delaware; Athens, Georgia and Burbank, California.
The fixed pot holes are then stamped with a Domino's logo and the motivational slogan "Oh yes we did". You can nominate your area.
Bartonville town administrator Michael Montgomery praised the company's input.
On May 2, officials said they were investigating reports of "excessive rodent activity". On May 3, a Domino's spokesperson said the discovery was "an extremely isolated incident, confined to a single store".
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